I'm Richard the Third, I am, I am

I'm Richard the Third

to the tune of I'm Henerey the Eighth, I am

I'm Richard the Third, I am, I am,
Richard the Third I am.
I got married to the widow next door.
I'd widowed her just three months before.
It's no bed of roses being hunchbackéd.
I'd like to drown my troubles in wine.
I'm the discontented winner, I'm Richard.
I'd trade my kingdom for that warhorse of thine.

Harvey Greenberg coprolite 2006